"BARKING DOGS UNITED"
Barking Dogs United is an Artist Duo founded by Nikos Arvanitis and Naomi Tereza Salmon in 2005.
Barking Dogs United,
do cook, watch films, read newspapers, listen to music, check e-mails, and talk on the phone.
Do the dishes, do go shopping, and do frequent the 99cent store.
Do draw, make photos, videos, objects, and installations.
Do dance, make music, and like to party.
Do drink, mainly beer, and do smoke.
Barking Dogs United do watch porn movies, and do masturbate.
Do believe in bender, do play with guns, and do shoot bulbs happily.
Do work, do get sick, do go out for dinner, do brush their teeth, do wash their feet, and feel so good.
Do play lotto, and do want to win. Fuck.
Do pay their taxes, do travel, do live abroad, do leave abroad, and do come along.
Barking Dogs United, do brainy stuff too, like brain fucking, brainwashing, brain drilling, brainstorming, brain crashing, brain-crossing, trashing, and thrashing.
But anyhow, Barking Dogs United do it both ways, do construct, do repair, do build, and do cause damage.
Barking Dogs United do not own a dog, but do wake up, do go to pee, do make coffee, or tea, do turn on the laptop, do down and upload, do go under the shower, do get dressed, do walk to work, do work at work, do lunch-break, do go back to work.
After work, do go to the supermarket, do fetch Italian, do go for beers and burgers, do use bad language.
Barking Dogs United work for a future in which there will be no more artists, only no-artists.
Bis Auf Weiteres...
On A Spaceship With No Fuel And No Future
"iForgive / iForget"
"The Wild Bunch"
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